Facebook Users!!
You know you are kind a screwed when you have exam in a day and you can hear yourself doing nothing plus those several voices in your head. I’m going through it. These voices are not just because of my vellapann but also because of this country called Facebook (Someone told me FB is now fifth largest country in the world. Bravo! ). One can ignore liquor for a day these days but Facebook...
Well every single time I lo-gin into Facebook I see various kinds of activities. Today, because of my vellapann and exam pressure I found it bit more interesting and at the same time space bit irritating and annoying. I tried to group few of my friends so that I can hide their annoying activities and I realized that actually you can group people according to their type which landed me to this blog. So here we go with the type of Facebook users we see in our virtual space.
1. The status-status players: These types of users actually fight with their statuses... you can see their statuses lined up together, about friendship, love, betrayal, sometimes jokes and you never read them (If ‘you’ aren’t the one writing them.)
2. The Emos: They are the one who share “I still love you”, “Why you are not mine”, kind of posts. They claim to be alone and also to understand this world very closely and at the same space they accuse people for not understanding them and like pages like “Walking alone in rain”, “waiting for love”, “silent lover” etc. They always try to get over their ex.
3. The Traveller: These are the one who travels a lot and updates their photos every week no matter alone. They are also the bad users of photoshop.
4. The philosopher: these are actually those ‘emos’ who have crossed their teenage and have realized that they should do social services now. They try to warn people about failures of love and profit of liquor and weed.
5. Diary writer: They update their Facebook like it has been specially made for them to scribble their daily shit on the wall. Probably they are the one who satisfies Facebook’s need to know the shit of mind.
6. Name Changer: These types of users keep changing their names on facebook. Sometimes inspired by movie, TV series or a brand you haven’t heard off.
7. Photo Cropper: These types of users slaughter their friends or family from a pic to post their picture and those who are heart patient post it along with their friends. Some fat users also do this to hide their balloons.
8. The lolxxxxzzzz users: No matter what the condition is they will never come up with any other comment then this.
9. The terrorists: These types of users do two things. Firstly, they'll put a status that they are very sad and depressed and when they’ll be asked 'why' they won’t tell. Secondly, every now and then they’ll threat to delete profile and in both the cases you don’t give a damn.
10. The oldest: These types of users may not be old in their age but they do their best to fall in this category. They share stuffs warning girls to avoid stalkers; they share about privacy policy of Facebook and when they get bore by this they tell everyone how they worked hard for their job and how badly their job sucks.
11. The Gamer: These are the kind who keeps on playing games on Facebook and are your best friend and ask you to just accept the request and send the gift and you keep worrying about your wall garbage.
12. Drama Queens: These are those girls who have friend-zoned the best suitable guys for them and keep crying how they have been cheated by the bad boys (whom they found very hip.) Few drama queens are of kind who update their profile pictures and when their friends like the picture they say “Itni bhi khaas nahi.. :P”
13. The activist: These kinds of users believe in revolution whether be of social, political, economical and finally shares lady gaga videos or Justin Bieber Videos (Damn!!).
14. You: Meanwhile all this sorcery is up you keep wondering what makes you come on Facebook again and again. And you don’t admit that you visit your crush’s profile frequently.
There might be some people who have flashed in your mind while reading this blog. If yes, the purpose is fulfilled and if no then you better watch it, someone might be laughing at you.
See You guys after the exams.
Love to all
Jd
Copyright, © Jayendra Dubey, 28th Mar , 2012
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