The one with the ghost

I wanted to share this blog at the time when I finished writing it but unfortunately I couldn’t. So here it is as it was at 2.30 A.M.:-

Have you guys ever been to Agrasen ki baouli? It’s kindda spooky at nights and, fortunately, I’m not at agrasen ki baouli right now but actually at a place which resembles that a lot and guys believe me it’s equally scary (Unfortunately).

Two or three days back one of my best-est friend shared a status on facebook which was something like “Remember that tinglin feelin of fallin in love. That was common sense leavin your body.” (I miss my common sense sometimes. :P)

I normally don’t believe in ghost but when people become pain in the A** you have to agree them. So, I’m sitting on the stairs and looking downstairs and nothing is visible down there though I can hear some voices.  I don’t know what you guys might be thinking while reading these lines but there is something very weird going on in my mind and that’s the “Process of falling in love”

Initially, you are sitting with your friends (boozing or whatever) then suddenly someone either says that you love a girl from your existing contacts (Few fuc*er’s also say the girl loves you) or they say the girl (kind of you can never get) is looking at you and you believe them (showing that you don’t care) then you either think about the girl you knew or you take a chance to talk to the girl you can never get. You start smiling hysterically, uncannily; do all those “phela nasha Pehla khuma” kind of dance step. And all this because of that damn white little ghost who played his trick on you and stabbed you with that arrow with nakli heart on it.

Second Step is very crucial ’cus this is a phase where either you can make it or screw it. You have three possibilities from here
      1.)  You can be Friend Zoned.         
      2.)  You can become rakhi brother.
      3.)  You screwed yourself to bigger extent (Even she likes you.)

I know the first two sounds similar but there’s still a probability of winning her heart if you are friend zoned but once you are a rakhi brother then you can only become mama of her children’s. In this phase you also ask your friends about their instinct (what, by the way, they don’t have). Meanwhile that white nude ghost plays symphony for you.

Few next steps you fall with the speed that depends on the time you spent in the second phase and that white little ghost (Bi*ch) acts his adult plays.   

N-1th step is the step when you realize that your friends were actually demons in human skin. They don’t lend you money anymore; they tell you how much have you changed; they go to rave parties alone; you notice your changed hairstyle and thin wallet; you notice you are not allowed to scratch your balls in public. Meanwhile the cute little deadly white ghost is flirting with the nymph.

The Final Step is when the cute little ghost observes that he is full of you and can’t extract anything new from you. He fastens his lungi and look for a new bakra and you are only left with torn cards and long beard.

At the end you realize that you are actually at the end of the stairs where you couldn’t see anything initially but could hear voices. Now, you can see that place clearly and you come to know the voices, you were hearing, were of your friends and they are opening beer cans for you and you see a new end downstairs.

I wish the same tangling feeling can haunt you again and again until unless the darkness at the end of stair scatters.

signing off for now

Jd :)

Copyright,  © Jayendra Dubey, 4^th Mar , 2012