Raabta - Review
This is my first review because I genuinely do not believe in reviews. But I'll be writing one for this. Why you ask? Because...
A movie which had option to become anything, from an average to good, ended up being boring and painful.
Fancy dresses, Beautiful locations, cheesy dialogues and a story which describes human soul as,
"When a human being dies, they lose 21 grams from the body. This, they say, is the weight of the soul" (taken directly from the Google overview) - lacks use of 1400gm of human brain.
May be it's high time when producers start paying our writers some good amount of money to take care of themselves. Once they'll take sauna and spa and will start to feel like princess then they can probably write about them Too. Princess Saiba, in this movie Is a warrior but at heart she is filled Indian ethos and dilemmas which she'll take with herself to the next life as Saira and will make chocolate with it.
Sushant, jinka naam I can't remember because of some strange reason, also plays the role of a warrior in his past life with pineapple haircut and the "LSD - eyes" which your friends make when you tell'em that you've revised the syllabus thrice. He takes this creepiness with himself to the next life and becomes Ranveer Singh of Befikre and declares to people strange things like, "Khana tu Khila Le, ladki main Le ke jaaunga " and "drink tu pila De ladki main Le ke jaaunga" - spend some money bro!
Well, There's no doubt that he takes the girl (along with her dilemma) in the end by killing Ashish Nehra's look-a-like.
Ashish Nehra's doppelganger whose name I had to google spoke like an a person who had trouble speaking for along time. He himself tells this to Sanon that he couldn't speak for 7 years but could paint like a pro or as my girlfriend put it,"ye tou abhi bhi Nahi bol pa raha"
Varun Sharma wasn't used to his full potential which just adds one more disappointment in the list.
So we were five people who went to see this movie because I suggested the movie and they didn't Oppose the idea. So we all came out with a headache and reason to abuse me. May be it's high time when I should reconsider my choices of (a) watching movies (b) of having people around me who could tell that it's never worth to go a moviE in which Deepika immediately flies off the scene after a song.
I mean she was right there one second ago before Ranveer inspired Sushant unleashed, "Angoothi tu pehna Le ladki main Le ke jaaunga."
May be it's all connected. My bad.
As the usual cinema goer would say, leave your brain at home before watching this movie, I would rather say leave yourself at home before watching this movie - never. (May be on Amazon prime, it'll most likely be out in next couple of months.)
A movie which had option to become anything, from an average to good, ended up being boring and painful.
Fancy dresses, Beautiful locations, cheesy dialogues and a story which describes human soul as,
"When a human being dies, they lose 21 grams from the body. This, they say, is the weight of the soul" (taken directly from the Google overview) - lacks use of 1400gm of human brain.
May be it's high time when producers start paying our writers some good amount of money to take care of themselves. Once they'll take sauna and spa and will start to feel like princess then they can probably write about them Too. Princess Saiba, in this movie Is a warrior but at heart she is filled Indian ethos and dilemmas which she'll take with herself to the next life as Saira and will make chocolate with it.
Sushant, jinka naam I can't remember because of some strange reason, also plays the role of a warrior in his past life with pineapple haircut and the "LSD - eyes" which your friends make when you tell'em that you've revised the syllabus thrice. He takes this creepiness with himself to the next life and becomes Ranveer Singh of Befikre and declares to people strange things like, "Khana tu Khila Le, ladki main Le ke jaaunga " and "drink tu pila De ladki main Le ke jaaunga" - spend some money bro!
Well, There's no doubt that he takes the girl (along with her dilemma) in the end by killing Ashish Nehra's look-a-like.
Ashish Nehra's doppelganger whose name I had to google spoke like an a person who had trouble speaking for along time. He himself tells this to Sanon that he couldn't speak for 7 years but could paint like a pro or as my girlfriend put it,"ye tou abhi bhi Nahi bol pa raha"
Varun Sharma wasn't used to his full potential which just adds one more disappointment in the list.
So we were five people who went to see this movie because I suggested the movie and they didn't Oppose the idea. So we all came out with a headache and reason to abuse me. May be it's high time when I should reconsider my choices of (a) watching movies (b) of having people around me who could tell that it's never worth to go a moviE in which Deepika immediately flies off the scene after a song.
I mean she was right there one second ago before Ranveer inspired Sushant unleashed, "Angoothi tu pehna Le ladki main Le ke jaaunga."
May be it's all connected. My bad.
As the usual cinema goer would say, leave your brain at home before watching this movie, I would rather say leave yourself at home before watching this movie - never. (May be on Amazon prime, it'll most likely be out in next couple of months.)
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Comments
Vijay
Nyc one bro.. Keep reviewing!!