Ek Tha Tiger

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Following Blog has been written under very special care keeping Salman paaji’s fans in mind and the blog title and topic has nothing to do with him

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No animals were harmed during this process.

After giving this blog a filmy start I would also like to show my gratitude towards cheap restaurants, cheap morning shows, helpful auto and rikshaw wale bhaia log.  And now it’s time for a sher(not tiger wala sher) to bring-in some depth

‘Ishq ne kar diya nikamma gaalib varna hum bhi the aadmi kaam ke ’

You people are smart enough to understand, till now, what I’m talking about.

Well now, the beautiful gender may raise a question that why I always talk about boys or tigers, why not about girls and tigresses? To them my answer is ‘taare jo babuna, tarti babuniya, babuna ke hatthe na chadhti babuniya’ whose translation goes like this ‘When the guy stares, the girl stares back, the lady doesn't get caught by the guy…’ I personally feel that ninety percent of girls get love of their choice but ninety percent of boys don’t even speak to girls of their choice. (Alright, Salman paaji said that). Beautiful gender may also complain about ‘chauvinism’…

There's certain degree of negativity that floats in the air about 'chauvinism' in our opinion where everything in terms of ideas, feelings, emotions and even facts are sold in the way no different from the way samosa-jalebi is sold in a halwaai-ki-dukaan; the tastier - the better... "Chauvinism" and especially "Male Chauvinism" can be and (to a great extent) should be condemned, for it indeed degrades and demeans our gender base of equality, which cannot be accepted, forget about being appreciated except for exceptional occasions where the motive is mere entertainment, humor or sarcasm as a figure of speech... I mean, having samosa-jalebi once in a while should be appreciated even for diet conscious people... Having said that let's bring 'feminism' in the market... Do you see any difference? Somehow, feminism is celebrated in India and other parts of the world too; In fact if it were to find a metaphorical counter-part in the same market it'd be fruit-juice (recommended; healthy; often tasty though expensive)... But my antennae are disturbed when people tend to mix water in the juice or add additives, having no nutritional value; only to make it taste sweet... Having said that, when you sit and compare both the products - popular and easily available in our opinion-bazaar - you most certainly believe that there exists no comparison between the two…

So speaking on the behalf of my race... here I’m with ‘Ek tha Tiger’. .. 

(To be continued…)