Chakravyuh

Abhimanyu might be the first name that comes to your mind when we say this word “Chakravyuh” or Mahabharata is also another possibility. These things have made this “Chakravyuh” thing very famous no?

I too used to imagine Chakravyuh as ‘long walls of enemies with all that sword and stuffs, roaring to their enemies, all thirsty for blood’ until I realized everything actually is chakravyuh. From getting born to getting married to die, Period.

Babu Mushaye, In short we can say life is another name for chakravyuh. A sperm finds its way to life, beginning of a chakravyuh - defeating another one ;). See, the very moment you come out, it starts and moment you are born, you fall into it.

We are sent to school for something better and beautiful gender across few benches are the first roaring soldiers that make us cry after teachers, maths, marks, parents and parent’s alias like Sharma ji, Verma ji, Gupta ji. Beautiful gender on the other hand is kind a safe from this. Though there are few from intellectual gender that corrupts the whole system of being nice and cute.

(On a serious node – The beautiful gender deserves all the love, care, attention and respect of this world. Please praise the beauty, don’t destroy them.)

Having said this, the beautiful gender still remains the biggest enemy of the humanity of intellectual gender. They set traps at every step...  

• You are boy; you have to speak first.
• You saw another girl; you are dog with a big thirst.
• You have to kneel down for proposing; see like another couple we won’t be publicly cuddling.
• You are a son do your duty; all you want in your life is only beauty?
• You are masculine you should pay; ladies are first now let’s play!
• We want no discrimination; only we should be allowed exam hibernation.
• You are a father be responsible; if it not enough take some more trouble.
• See that girl is pretty no? That was a trap now fu*k yourself, you go
• You should love and give us comfort, respect and dresses because you should; oh baby, wish I too could…

Well, you see chakravyuh, life, studies, necessities are feminine (you see padhai ne le li, zindagi ne le li, jaruaton ne le li, Chakravuh me phus gaya as in ladki ke chakkar me phus gaya) and only referred as masculine because of its harsh nature, Duh’. Has this gender ever thought what does a boy need? Do waqt ka khana, ek waqt ki daru. Bus?

Abhimanyu died because his mother slept in between meanwhile his father was making some sense. (Kya Mummy?) Just Kidding... Oh my God I just realized it’s turning out to be another anti-girl blog. So, I’m stopping pangs of life here and at the end I would just say that this is because of this beautiful gender that lives of intellectual gender are worth living though rate of heart attacks are high but still… (Ha-ha!)

Copyright,  © Jayendra Dubey, 12th August , 2012