Scratches on Arse

either of the two round fleshy parts of the human body that form the bottom.

synonyms:

backside, behind, seat, rump, rear, rear end;

Be it firm, round, soft or opposite of all, when one is born life starts with a hard slap on it and post half a dozen years later these slaps become customary.

From teachers to parents, from friends to not-so-friends everyone develops a hateful love to one’s ass.

Your once close friend who shared your dreams, your colleagues who once shared same goals, Board exams or Backlog which still haunts your dream on top of that the marriage update of your high school crush plus every now and then popping update of your current crush’s friendship with her could be husband. (Yes, Could be.) It tolerates all.

It has a very special place in our life. In fact all places are bearable because of this. It bears a lot – bad grades, decisiveness of friends, denegation of love, lousy job, unsatisfied bosses and society, upset parents and disturb stomach.

All these sail of emotions from head to toe is amazingly handled by these arse.    

Being the most sophisticated and mysteriously open to world this area of one’s life plays under-covered underdog role in life. It may not the hero we need but we deserve… a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a dark knight.

Let’s take few moments from our life for this courageous chap and ourselves to admire and praise it for all the troubles that it has unwillingly or willingly suffered for us. You may also pat your back for keeping it kicking. (May the force be with you)

Many Cheers for the very first thing that other expect from you. (And you thought they needed love and support – Pun intended)

P.S. Kudos to this ass that after seeing so much shit they are still together (had itch to write this joke since beginning – old but classic one.)

P.P.S. Make sure, more the scratches - more the determination to keep it rocking.

Copyright,  © Jayendra Dubey,  2014