Classroom Stories – Exams!

Q. What can surprise students the most?

A. Professor coming in the class and shouting, “Surprise Test Assholes!!”

Hahahahaahaha!!!

I bet nothing can be as scary as this scenario.

Though there’s a very little chance of a professor calling their students “Assholes”. I mean, they definitely call us that in their mind all the time.

Have you guys noticed that these surprise tests were really like Raids…?

“Switch off your cellphones - only two students per bench – Keep your phones in bag and put them outside”

Anyway point is, do you guys remember the time when Profs used to come and announce to us about the surprise test and also how these marks were going to add in internals and how we really used to get surprised then.

Also, the ‘Duh’ moment when instead of saying above lines they said it was just for revision and how it would help us. (Damn! They were right.)

The 20 Days Calculations:

Do you guys remember any legend saying,” Abbey university uploads date-sheet at least twenty days before the first exam.”? And do guys also remember hearing “F**k BC” later from the same guy?

Friendly Advices:

Exam days are filled with advices. Advices float in air.

Few common advices that you guys may have received:

1.) “Let’s “Pataofiy” that Prof yaar. She can really be a help.”

2.) “Let’s not booze now.”

3.) “Abbey he topped last year. Let’s get his notes Xeroxed.”

4.) “Last Ten Year Papers le le bta raha hoon main.”

Few Favors that are commonly asked:

1.) “Bhai chai… please… chai… c’mon…”

2.) “Yaar talk to that Prof na yaar. She can really be a help.”

3.) “Get some Gold-flake when coming. “

4.) “Meet me after twenty minutes of the first bell.”

5.) “I’m sleeping after this chapter. 2 ghante baad jaga diyo.”

The Realizations:

Different recorded realizations during exam days are as follows:

1.) “F**k BC.”

2.) “We should’ve attended the classes yaar.”

3.) “Shit yaar Shit.”

4. “We should've learnt Morse code. I told you this thing before”

Hoaxes:

1.) “Senior’s paper was tough. I’m telling you nothing is going to come from ten years this year.

2.) “Exam may get postpone be. They've just given twenty days gap. Esa thode hi na hota hai?”

3.) “Abbey Gorilla Padhe ho ki nahi? Suna hai important hai is baar!”

#Final Conclusion:

F**k BC/ Shit yaar Shit/ lag gayi yaar is baar.

This is it.

P.S. Was it just I or you guys also thought that Morse code could’ve really helped. And also let me know your collection of one-liners.

See you guys soon with more Classroom Stories!!

Jd

Copyright, © Jayendra Dubey, 2013.