Anti-Awwww-esomatic
SCENE
- 1
*Symphony started playing*
*A small white puppy started playing in
mud*
*A Gang of girl passes by*
And as the gang crossed they made a strange noise.
*AWWWWWWW*
And there I was, greasing my bike, distracted by
the sound I turned back to watch them & with their colored hairs, short
clothes, weird cell-phone covers and anti-awwww-esomatic accent they looked like
the gen-next girls. (If this is what it is called?)
SCENE
– 2
*I placed the regular order at one
of my favorite eating joints.*
*Birthday vocals started*
Girl 1: Happpppiiiieeee Birthdaaaayyyyyyyy Babe.
Birthday Girl: Awwwwwwww thenkkkk yewwwwww
sweeetyyyyyyy
Girl 1: Awww your orange dress look shoooo cuteeee.
Birthday Girl: Awwwwwww sachiiiii??? Mwaaaah.
Girl 3: Is he your boyfriend??
Birthday Girl: Yes! He is in class seventh. Two years older
than us. Hotttt no?
Me: Sandeep Bhaia order cancel kar hi do.
Scene
– 3
*In a movie theatre*
*Yeh Jawani Hai Deewani Starts*
*Hardly Five Minutes Later*
GANG OF GIRLS: AWWWWWWWWW RANBIR AWWWWWW.
MUUUUUAAAAAAH.
Scene
– 4
*On Road*
*A baby's Stroller passes by*
Random Girl: Awwwwww look shoooo cute.
*Girl kissed the baby meanwhile boyfriend
looked uncomfortable*
Boyfriend: What were you doing?
Girlfriend: Awwwwwwww jealous baby?
*Suddenly realizes a guy is watching
them*
Boyfriend: Hello Boss what? Why are you staring
like this?
Me (coughing): I’m
sawwwwrry!!!!
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| Image Copyright, © Manish Goel, 2013 |
And all this happened in the course of three days.
#Guess 1
- I think this “Awwww” is the new spell learned by girls. They “Awwww” each
other so that they can get our attention. but the spell has adverse effects like weird accent, less IQ etc.
I mean C’mon like it was hard for them. A bit of
this and a lot of that would have done the trick. Then why the hell is this “Awww”
#Guess 2- Neither
girls like to abuse each other in public nor do they use exclamations like
us.
For Example:
#1
Boy’s Version:
“BC bade dino baad dikha”
Girl’s Version:
“Awww baby. Long
time no?”
#2
Boy’s Version
“BC Faadu”
Girl’s Version
“Awww. So cute”
#Guess 3- They
praise their lords secretly.
Honestly, I've so many guesses in mind but nothing
seems appropriate.
#Conclusion
This case also moves to “Women’s secrets at a glance – Part 982.” May god help us?
See you guys soon
Jd
Copyright, © Jayendra Dubey, 2013
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