Right Things Wrong Ways!

Yr this is THE limit now! We, as a country, are nowhere at the top! Just dialogues are floating everywhere in(on) the AIR(for reference watch purab aur paschim and others which quote the same as reference)

Legend says that our India is one of the most ancient country. Hinduism is also ,hypothetically, one of the oldest religion. Cricket was played here as gulli-danda since ages. The "king can do no wrong" started from our country. 

You see we are doing all right things in wrong ways. We see good things, we say, we already have proficiency in it, then we try it, and things which we thought and proved to be ours, we screw it big time.
Whether the ancient martial art science or cricket or politics or movies.

So now the time has come when we, Indians  should change this trend!we should start doing wrong things in right ways.

I mean, we all agree, politics is stooping us down but why we are trying to fight it? Why we are choosing less evil? Why not we should choose Zoidberg. ( Alright its internet thing but still..)
Lets have a cricket team of 11 footballers! Above this, we should never invite anyone to play here in our country. Why to spend our hard earned common wealth in their arrangements? Huh.

Why to take pledge? ( wo wali that all Indians are my brother and sisters) when as brothers we can booze, abuse and misuse our masculinity and sisters can divide states! (oops!)
Who says we need a strong anti-rape bill or something when we can pose entertainment tax on it! 

Lets progress in a negative direction by admitting the greatness of negativity.

Lets complain that we have complains. 

Lets be more pathetic and evil as that's how we like stuffs to be done! We like it, We have it,  we'll have some more of it!

Shit rocks \m/

P.S. How sad is this and how bad is that!! (-_-)

Copyright,  © Jayendra Dubey, 21st April , 2013