Common Sense Failure
Doesn't it happen in normal routine
that people ask such stupid questions or say stupid things that you feel like
choking and dying before answering them? For Example: the most famous stupid question and statement according to SMS-es
Stupid Question at 2 AM: Sleeping?
Stupid Statement: I think things are going pretty serious between us.
Well it happens with me as I’m quite
allergic to bullshit and hence you can assume now, that, my allergy brings me here.
Well to be honest, somehow we are all affected by it. How? Here it goes…
Before I begin let us all trace the origin
of stupidity.
Stupidity is as ancient as big bang.
Big bang occurred, stuffs happened, life originated. When life originated
people “big banged” (if you know what I mean) and population explosion happened
and vastness of stupidity kept increasing just like universe.
Kids, There are so many kinds of
stupidity but what we are going to focus upon, today, is the most dangerous form
of stupidity i.e. common sense failure.
The fact that we live in a country
which holds more than 17% of the world population binds me to talk mainly about
local common sense failure.
There are different situations where
we, the Indians, lose our common sense. Few of them are:
1) Safe Sex: India is expected
to be the most populous country by the year 2025 with bad sex ratio and ban on
porn.
Related Stupid Question: You don’t
have Chola Bhatura Flavor?
Related Stupid Statement: I pulled it out on time bey.
2) Religions: Just name a
god and thousands of people will stand up to do no good. Sometimes I feel if
there is really a god and he is particularly watching us he must have regretted
that BIG BANG.
Related Stupid Question: Asharam Bapu
Se Aashirwaad nahi Dilwaya? :O
Related Stupid Statement: I feel it,
you should also feel it.
3) Politics: When religions
don’t have enough time to do chaos in our lives, we ourselves, with our very
own hands elect demigods to burst our bubble wrap like heads. It’s their favorite
time pass.
Related Stupid Question: “Do you trust
us?” – Most of the politicians
Related Stupid Statement: Vote for us.
4) Education: With the largest
numbers of technical unemployed we've maximum chains of engineering colleges. And
most of kids who couldn't endure this awesomeness they develop Kanneda
syndrome.
Related Stupid Question: ________ le
lun? Scope hai?
Related Stupid Statement: Sharma Ji ke ladke ko Dekh.
5) Movies: With all these
all time blockbusters making it into so called “100 crores” club I don’t think
I need to say anything about it.
Related Stupid Question: Tune
dekhi ki nahi?
Related Stupid Statement: bhai ud ud ke laat marta hai.
Well you see kids these are just
little examples of common sense failure. We can do PhD on this topic (which
shall be done in future) for now let’s just try to bring in few changes in ourselves.
Good night for now, will catch you guys soon.
Jd
PS: Jis din ye sharma ji ka ladka mil gaya us din uski khaer nahi!!
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