Chronicles of Weekends
It was year, I don't Know, and the gods and demons
were fighting as always. Then something happened and they decided to churn the
ocean.
Ocean was churned as a result of which we found
weekends. Well that escalated quite quickly but it’s true.
Whaaaaaat?
The demons and gods churned for a long time just
like we work for whole week then as result of which weekends come. Look weekends
come only because we work and if we don’t work then everyday is weekend
resulting in formation of statements like, “Date kya hai bhai?”
And according to the story, at first three
categories of goddesses came out:
1) Laxmi: Needs no introduction. We all
work for laxmi, somehow. However the truth is that it always goes to the
most powerful.
2) Apsaras: Haanji tou
step outside during any healthy weekend and observe fairies scattered all over
malls, golgappa or pav bhaji stalls, and lady’s
market. Even the nerds of nerd cannot save themselves from having a look.
Toing!
3) Varuni: The creator of wine. Hmm
who only have chuski and golas on weekends. All
hail Varuni.
Then came out
4) Kaustubh: The most valuable jewel. I
love you Sunday. Mwaaah. You'll always be my favorite no matter what.
Among the 14 gems that were produced, the above
mentioned, progressed to become the traits of weekends.
Over the centuries many battles have been fought
in evolution of weekends. Even the guy who called himself samay
kept waiting for weekends. He only used to come on Sunday
and say MAIN SAMAY HOON. (I was very young and I've all rights to say this)
As human history evolved these weekends become
more important. People started fighting for it more brutally. They started
lying more often.
Humans have
also sacrificed their lives in this evolution.
The story of the evolution of Weekends is not over
yet! This saga will be told and retold in future. Nothing else I can say as
even I’ve a weekend to enjoy and I'm running out of random nonsense.
See ya
Copyright, © Jayendra Dubey, 14th June , 2013
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