College Memories!

Well I wrote this piece back in 2011 when our last semester ended! It was hiding somewhere in the notes and when I found it & read it again, each and every single memory of my graduation years crawled back! So sharing and re-dedicating it to all of you. Hope it is as special to my friends as it to me =)

As always, I don't know what to start with, so let’s start with some dedications..

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND (ya i know its buzzlightyear)

TO the best teachers I've ever seen and met in my entire life..

To ITS (my Almameter :P, don't know what exactly it means, but sounds good )

To my SUPER Friends Garima, Siddu, Chiqu, Nikhil, Kaka, Mansi, Ekta, Sarab, Rahul, Ankit, Ashish, Nupur..

To League of my SUPER FRIENDS ( Chotu, Akshat, Raman, Shweta, Simran, Priya, Alex, Harsh, Nandu, wish could name you all)

                &

TO BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE

Probably It'll be the last blog of my graduation days so i was thinkin to carry it in a diffrent way.. In some poetic manner, though my poetic skills suck big tiimes.. So guys suffer from this one too (As u’ve suffered from my jokes for all these years)... and in case if you find it bit offensive, I bet,  then u should ask for Rahul’s version of this poem.. :)

Ab na vo canteen hogi, Na vnha ki bakch**iyan hongi,

Na class lagengi, Na bunk ki planning hongi,

Na subjects honge , Na raja mantra chor siphai ki parchiyaan hongi,

Na semester honge, na chiqu ki gaadi hogi...

Ch**iyaape to a bhi karenge, par hum sabki saath uspe mohar na hongi..

Siddu to hoga par uski “NENE” na hogi

Aur Nikhil jnha knhi bhi ho uski glucose uski saath jarur hogi.

Na chetan Rahul ka pyar rahega, dhukh hai, unki shaadi kisi aur se hogi :O

Na jane kaise samjhenge sarab ki baat jab phn pe kewal uski ungliyaan hongi..

Priya shayad kuch saalon baad kuch moti hogi

Ekta shayad Mumbai me hogi

Ab internals to honge, par strike na hogi,

Notice board pe short attandence ki list to lagegi, par uspe hum sab ki gumshudgi hogi.

Chotu jnha kanhi bhi ho chotu hoga, pr pitne ki depth thodi aur gehri hogi... :P

Net to har jagah hoga to bhaia, meri akshat chiqu ki counter strike to hogi hi hogi... :P (Long live counter strike)

Tasty khana hoga aur maansi ki sikudti naak hogi

Jab na karenge call to nupur ki barasti gaali hogi..

bhad bhad karti aayengi to aawazien, par tb dur chiqu ki bullet hogi

bhaag lenge ulte paaun jb fir kabhi ashok masti night hogi.. :D :D

maggi fir bhi order hogi, par ek plate me 10 fork na hogi

ladkiyaan to kaayi taadenge par kisi me nandu wali baat na hogi

isse yaad aaya siddu ki “nene” na hogi

ja jab chalegi gaali ki baat, hr beep ke saath rahul ki baat hogi.

Na dhut  hoga, na mind disturb hoga, na hi dullu ki neeli pant hogi

Dhua jb b hoga tb sbki MILDS hogi

Beer k baad na late night gedi hogi,

Na hunk hogi na bullet hogi na pulser hogi na hi discover hogi

Ab na jebo me JAM ki tickets hogi

Na Nikhil k bina sir paer k jokes honge, na chiq ki “o P*****” hogi..

(i hope after this line chiq won’t beat shit out of me)

Na alex ka guitar hoga, na harsh ki “BIJURIA” hogi

Garima ke haath me chilli potatoes ki plate hogi

Nd once again sid ki nene b na hogi

Na alex ke drums honge na sid k beats hogi

And this time, na sid ki khisakti jeans hogi.

Na sports complex hoga, aur library kabhi gaye nhi to uska pta nahi :P

Na manager nana patekar banega, aur na raman ki “ek haseena” hogi

Mohanagar mandir to hoga to bolo jai mata di.. (Bhagwan se koi pange nahi... :P)

Na ahuja k paranthe honge na bahar patiz ki hogi,

chetan ke na hone ki wajah se Khoke wali aunty ki suttee ki bikri kam hogi.

Chai wale ko ab PHONE pe chai order na hogi

Na admit card ki queue hogi , ab  humme se kisi class na hogi

Na bike me 10 rupaye ka petrol dalega, na ab udharbaaji hogi

Na ab kisi ki tiffin chori hogi

Na corridor me siti bajengi, na hi vnha class khulne ki waiting hogi

Na projector hoga, na cable lane ki baari hogi

Hum sab ki classes, hum sab ki benches kisi aur ki hogi

Na fest hoga, na uski tayari hogi

Na audi hoga, na audi ke ac me power nap hogi (tough never saw dem working :P)

Na speeches hogi, na Presentation hogi

Yadon me ab bs b baatien hogi,

Knhi muskrate honth kanhi bhigti palkien hogi..

 I'll Miss These Glourious Days & And I'll Miss You A Lot Guyz..!!!

Copyright,  © Jayendra Dubey, 15^th June , 2011